Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

Posts Tagged ‘breasts’

Tits Up

Stuck for something to do in Liuzhou at the weekend? This weekend (May 14th 2011), Liuzhou will hold its First Breast Festival! We are promised gymnastics, dancing, televison stars and models – and well, tits. What it realy is turns out to be a breast augmentation sales drive. By far the most commonly advertised service [...]

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The PLA and Perfect Breasts

I am relieved to discover that the People’s Liberation Army, when they are not mowing down protesters or sabre rattling across the Taiwan straights, turn their minds to more serious matters such as defining the perfect breast. According to a recent article (sadly, now deleted), perfect breasts should be attached to the female of the [...]

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