Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

Norwegian Spam

I get a lot of comments here which you never see. Utter nonsense and obvious spam. And the occasional troll.

They never get through.

This one, however, amused me in its going the extra mile in complete stupidity. Such dedication in turning English into incomprehensible word salad should not go unmarked.

“Comment:
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The author of this idiocy is pretending to use Gmail, but the message comes from IP No. 91.189.182.51 which belongs to  a web service provider in Norway which has been blacklisted by several monitoring services.

PLEASE NOTE: All comments are moderated before appearing and the few that get past Askimet, the spam filtering I use, are ruthlessly expunged.

I am an opponent of the death penalty, but might make an exception for spammers.

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2 Responses to “Norwegian Spam”

  1. David Says:

    Thanks LL I’ve now got a discordant ear worm mix of Norwegian Wood and Monty Pythons Spam song going round and round …….
    Death penalty too good for them .

  2. tropicalsenior Says:

    Now I know where he is! The same guy wrote the instructions for my Chinese pressure cooker that I got the other day. I was about to take it back, until I realized that I had a Chinese imitation of the instant pot and I just followed their directions. I’ve gotten a lot of entertainment out of just trying to figure out what is meant by the nonsense jargon in that instruction manual.

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