Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

With This Ring …

I would be failing in my duty if I didn’t bring you this.

Earlier this month, an 18-year old Liuzhou man (boy) had to call the emergency services after enduring two days of pain when he decided to put a wedding ring on his penis, but then couldn’t remove it. His appendage became swollen (not for the most usual reason) until finally, he was in such pain that he couldn’t bear it any longer.


Medical staff put ice packs on his groin in attempts to reduce the swelling, but were still unable to remove the ring. Finally the local fire-fighters were brought in with heavy duty cutters and, after 90 minutes, were able to cut the ring away.




No explanation has been given as to why he did this, but the local social media has been having a lot of fun guessing, although the main topic is the size of the ring, or more accurately the apparent lack of size in the trouser department. In local reports, this last image was captioned as showing the lad covering his face in pain. More likely, he was covering his embarrassment.


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