Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

Terror Toys

In their latest display of cunning plans to prevent terrorism and mayhem on the pedestrian street in Liuzhou city centre, local police have bought themselves some very silly new toys. The electric self-balancing playground equipment will be used to save the poor cops’ shoe leather on daily patrols in the pedestrian area and on Longcheng Road.

Presumably any would-be terrorists will be too busy laughing to carry out their evil intent.



Rumours that they have also been issued with water pistols have been denied. Probably a state secret.

. This entry was posted on Sunday, July 6th, 2014 at 3:34 am and is filed under Crime and Punishment, Liuzhou News, Stupidity. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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