Liuzhou Laowai

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Ijsselstein, Utrecht resident searches for prostitute in Liuzhou, China

Once again this lovely family blog is being hit by numerous searches for “Liuzhou Prostitutes” and the like.

These include someone in Ijsselstein, Utrecht, Netherlands using ISP on an internet service supplied by Caiw Internet. He is using a rather old computer set to 1024 x 768 pixels and uses Chrome 23.0 on Win XP. He has searched for Liuzhou prostitutes three times in the last two days. I do have more information.

Idiot. A list of Dutch companies working in Liuzhou is available on application.

I will say again – one more time for the hard of thinking. Guangxi has the second highest HIV/AIDS rate in China (after Yunnan), but even if it had a zero rate, there would be no information on procuring prostitutes here.

So if you have turned up here looking for prostitutes in Liuzhou, I suggest putting your sad little pecker back in your pants, pissing off and growing up. In the meantime I will post your details for all to see.


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6 Responses to “Ijsselstein, Utrecht resident searches for prostitute in Liuzhou, China”

  1. Ray Says:


  2. Michael Says:

    Okay already… I’ll stop looking.

  3. maxiewawa Says:

    Why would someone in the Netherlands be looking for prostitutes in China?

  4. Liuzhou Laowai Says:

    If they were about to take up employment in China or planning a visit. Duh!

    Or just a sad little loser.

  5. Ebriel Says:

    Brilliant. He’ll get quite the surprise during his next search. This post should come up on the first page!

  6. Da_Wei Says:

    You told me the answer to this once before, go to the Church, you’ll find them there!!
    Though I still haven’t figured out quite how you knew that…

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