Liuzhou Laowai

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KFC Screwed (Failure)

kfcA man who demanded compensation after claiming to have damaged his dentures while chomping down on some chicken supplied by Kentucky’s finest and finding a screw buried in the meat has admitted to attempted fraud.

The idiot was caught when it transpired that was the second time he had claimed to have experienced being screwed in a KFC. Staff at the first KFC branch, who originally paid him 2500元 ‘compensation’, read the report in yesterday’s newspaper of the new incident at a second branch and thought it a bit too coincidental. Investigations revealed that it was the same man

The screwball was apprehended and after the thumb screws were applied he confessed to attempted fraud, extortion, blackmail etc. He has also been charged with assaulting one of the KFC staff.

He’s screwed.

. This entry was posted on Sunday, December 16th, 2012 at 2:05 pm and is filed under Crime and Punishment, Liuzhou News, Strawberry Fields, Stupidity. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “KFC Screwed (Failure)”

  1. David Says:

    More like , punch , bored and countersunk

  2. Vera Says:

    Hey, KFC’s got its new definition——Ken Fried Chicken.hahah

  3. Da_Wei Says:

    They should have fined him for eating in a KFC (or is that KDJ?) in the first place!



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