Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

Sex Search

I get daily (hourly) reports on how people end up looking at the blog. Some people subscribe (thank you) but a fair number come through Google and a very few other search engines.  I also see exactly what the person was searching for. These range from straight searches for ‘liuzhou laowai’ or just ‘liuzhou’ all the way through to the truly bizarre. ‘Girls with snakes’ is a bit of a favourite.

Just recently, I have noticed a huge rise in the number of people (or the person making multiple searches) for ‘sex in liuzhou’ or ‘liuzhou prostitutes’ or even ‘where can i find a whore in liuzhou’.

What these idiots don’t realise is that they are leaving their calling card all over the place. 99% of these searches are by a person or people in Liuzhou, all using the same ISP. Hi GM-Wuling!

Whatever they are looking for, they will be mightily disappointed.

Still, not so much as this sad prick was.

(Not that I’m approving anything at all, but anyone idiotic enough to need Google to find a prostitute in China probably wouldn’t know what to do with one, anyway.)

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9 Responses to “Sex Search”

  1. keith Says:

    If someone can tell me EXACTLY where these prostitutes are I will be able to do my utmost to avoid them, but I need specifics.

  2. David Says:

    Yes , me too please , help me save me from myself

  3. Liuzhou Laowai Says:

    I get away with a lot on this blog. However, a whoremonger’s guide to Liuzhou ain’t going to happen here.

    a) I prefer not to be deported.

    b)Guangxi has the second highest HIV/Aids rate in China (after Yunnan).

    c) I’m not interested.

    d) As I have already pointed out, if you can’t find prostitutes in China, you obviously don’t get out much. What do you think KTV stands for?

  4. David Says:

    Sod it , I thought KTV was a lubricant . No wonder Watsons staff looked at me that way……

  5. Anthony Says:

    My first time in china i got a phone call from the desk clerk asking me if i wanted sex. This was 2005 Shanghai. Talk about pushing the easy button. No sex tourist guide needed.

  6. Liuzhou Laowai Says:

    That is normal. And if you take the phone off the hook, they will come and knock on the door.

  7. Anthony Says:

    So they will come to the door? Well…I can’t fault them for customer service! Never had a hooker knock on my door.

  8. steve Says:

    CCTV Channel 12 – the crime channel or as I call it “Cops Gone Wild” recently featured a brothel bust in Chengdu – The video included scantily dressed women running for cover – filthy mattresses – facial shots of the ‘Johns’ as they were all rounded by the local constabulary.
    About a month ago in another episode of strange things that happen in Liuzhou. Local TV ran a story about a young man who had a penchant for stealing ladies underwear from washing lines – Local TV showed his haul which was thousands of pairs of undies.(My wife translated the story).
    They also showed the alleged thief cowering in a jail cell wearing only a pair of shorts.

  9. Liuzhou Laowai Says:

    Normal. Happens all the time. Not only in China.

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