See me! Feel me! Touch me! Heal me!
I know this is not of Liuzhou origin, but it was in Liuzhou that I came across it, so…
Bad advertising taste of the week/month/year so far award goes to:
As available in an optometrist’s shop near you. (Well, near me, actually.) If you don’t know who Helen Keller is/was, then
a) you are not Chinese.
b) Try here.