Liuzhou Laowai

Random thoughts on life in Liuzhou, Guangxi, China

Flying Chinamen

According to my local newspaper, the lads in the Liuzhou branch of the People’s Liberation Army are learning some new skills. There seems to be a shortage of aircraft at the moment, so instead, they are learning to fly under their own power.

You'll believe a man can fly.

Up Up and Away

Of course, once you have flown to your destination, you have to confront the enemy. It is, however, likely that the enemy will all have run away in terror on spotting so many flying Chinamen! In this case it is recommended that you bash yourself over the head with a beer bottle or attack an old piece of wood.

I could have got 2 mao refund on that bottle!

Take that you running dog of old wood.

I think we’re safe for a while. If you are concerned, prepare yourself by learning some useful Chinese.

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